The staple fare on offer is quite simply two men and a piano. We are Western Europe's Leading Lounge Act. When we were establishing the brand how young and lovely we were... now we aren't. But what experience we bring to the gentle arts of intimate cabaret revue. (We offer a full range from 'appallingly intimate' to 'long-range, virtually indiscriminate'.) Come and see us in a theatre. For the price of a fish supper you can be in a public space with us sometimes so close you can actually smell the fear. It is less inter-active than a home visit but still appallingly intrusive. There are two products on sale in this category: Kit & The Widow - an evening of song! This is a two hour show compilation of our most recent ditties padded out with any other songs we can remember that evening. The time simply flies by... Enquiries and bookings: karl@pbjmgt.co.uk The Fat Lady Sings - an exploration of the world of opera with our guest Diva Miss Melanie Marshall. This collaboration has proved such a joy that we're thinking of adopting her as a 'Bag for Life'. Two giddy hours of merriment. Enquiries and bookings: richard.sisson@virgin.net Fresh to your front door - In the sanctuary of your own home you can enjoy our most intimate service. To celebrate a birthday, a wedding anniversary or any moist rite of passage we will compose a customised tribute lyric and weave it seamlessly into a festive panegyric of song. We are entirely trustworthy and have almost never stolen anything from someone's private house although often tempted by some of the finest bric-a-brac the country has to offer. We are happy to be treated as house guest or servant - who cares when the money is up front! This is a lounge act at its most semantically convincing. Enquiries and bookings: mary@pbjmgt.co.uk Our corporate brand - For presentations, office parties or the unadulterated squandering of untraceable resources we are yours for the event. Give us the chat from the water-cooler and we will fashion a song celebrating the very latest in office gossip. A unique and personalised way to upset your entire work force in one go. Trust us - we are the experts. We have played all the Major London Hotels except The Stakis, Heathrow We have played all the Guildhalls except The Wiredrawers We have played all the TV Channels except Sky Sports We have played all the Members of the Royal Family except Prince Philip We have played all the Major London Theatres except St Martin's We have played all the Major London Concert Halls except The Festival Hall We have played all the Channel Islands except Herm We have played all the Major Events of the London Season except State Opening of Parliament We have played all the Continents except Antarctica We have played all the British Prime Ministers still living except Jim Callaghan We have played all the Country's Absolutely Top and Best Companies - IBM, Wellcome, BT, Orange, Nokia, Vodaphone, Arthur Andersen, Iceland Group, Tesco, Sainsbury, JCB, BAA, BM, HSBC, Lloyds, Barclays, TSB, Royal Bank of Scotland, Scottish Widows, Standard Life, Powderject, Jardine, Matheson, Exel, BP,Greene King, Royal Association of Brewers, Blue Circle, MacAlpine, Morgan Stanley, Powergen, North Rose, Lovells, Law Society, Gallaher, Prudential, Vestey, Legal & General, House of Fraser, Sothebys, Christies, Cartier, Aspreys, Cadbury Schweppes, Price Waterhouse, Merrill Lynch, IOD except Dear God, don't let this be the space where you have to write your name...make that call today - 020 7287 1112 and speak to Jennifer Rhodes at PBJ Management, 7 Soho Street, London W1D 3DQ. Enquiries and bookings: mary@pbjmgt.co.uk