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Let your imagination run riot...

"Rugged Charm a Speciality"?

I'm not sure why anyone would imagine we had something to peddle in this section. I'd like to think this might be a BOG OF opportunity. (Buy One Get One Free for the retail-illiterate amongst you). However I think we might be hard pushed to find even one...

If we widened our remit we could flirt with 'Celebrity Openings' but this is an area fraught with double-entendre and already well catered for on the World Wide Web - poor Pammy and Tommy. It is not for us to push the envelope, even for Consignia...

If you, dear reader, have any suggestions as to what we might display here in our 'Charcuterie' (or 'Meat Rack' as it is colloquially known) than please email us. LINK Particularly choice cuts may elicit free tickets to some desperate event we can't sell tickets for. Please resist the temptation to offend the vegetarians amongst us.

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