Whines A few little moans and tender moments of disappointment. Why can't The Widow play properly with both hands? Why does Kit hate golf? Why can't we have a Diva in the size we ordered? Why does Daisy the Dog pretend not to like the act? Why does Kit always look as though he's slept in his suit? Why does The Widow's car smell of tinned mackerel? Why is Stuart, our 'Man Up A Ladder', always alone on Saturday night and why does his mouse suffer from RSI? Why did Diasy the Dog eat Hannah Gordon's favourite chair in the dressing rooms at The Vaudeville? Why are we lucky enough to have such a good agent? (Is this too transparent a cry for help?) Why does Melanie Marshall pretend not to know us when her parents are in the room? Why does The Widow sulk on New Year's Eve? Why can't Kit be Poet Laureate? Why, oh why?...If you can answer any of these queries please get in touch Spirits Our support act at The Lyric, Hammersmith for five memorable weeks was succulent young impressionist Steve Coogan. Hasn't he moved on! On the road with a 'Best of The Edinburgh Fringe' we shared a bus with the adorable little Patrick Marber who abandoned his career as a double-act and has become the leading playwright of his peers. Was it the sight of another double-act in full flood that made him want to retire? Backstage at The King's Head in Islington we shared a dressing room and a show with not only Neil Mullarkey but also the infant Mike Myers, his double-act partner. Was it the sight of another double-act in full flood that made Mike rush off to Hollywood and become a superstar? We stayed on for another three weeks at The King's Head whilst 'The Jockeys of Norfolk' replaced the now broken 'Mullarkey and Myers'. Three ripe young lads who have all flowered magnificently - perhaps you've heard of Hugh Grant?